So let us first set the record Ms. Retard Palin… I’m a Political Humorist, Just Like Rush Limbaugh, so let us remember that according to you, this is alright calling someone as stupid as you a Retard… Hahahahahaha You see I’m laughing, so it’s just Humor Ms. Palin, but quite alright with you!

Sarah Palin with Chris Wallace

“They are kooks, so I agree with Rush Limbaugh,” she said, when read a quote of Limbaugh calling liberal groups “retards.” “Rush Limbaugh was using satire … . I didn’t hear Rush Limbaugh calling a group of people whom he did not agree with ‘f-ing retards,’ and we did know that Rahm Emanuel, as has been reported, did say that. There is a big difference there…”

You know Ms. Palin, Your continual Hypocrisy and flip flopping on issues and apply rules selectively is complete Bullshit to say the least!

So Tell me Ms. Palin, when someone continually makes up words that are not in the English Dictionary like “hopey-changey stuff workin’” and who writes Cheat Notes on their Hand because you’re not smart enough to understand what you are talking about, Don’t you think we should consider you Retarded? Now Don’t forget Ms. Palin… I’m a Political Humorist so calling you names is perfectly alright with you.

Steve iJobs showed of his latest iCreation with a really stupid iName. Here is my iView of what this iStupid iThing is…

Now, What’s wrong with this iBrain Fart?

• No Multitasking
• No Camera
• No USB Port
• No Communications outside of AT&T
• No Support for Flash Animation on the Web
• Uses Old Backlit LED that is hard on eyes and battery life
• High Price for Limited functionality
• Closed App Store
• No Replaceable Battery
• No Real Keyboard
• No Handwriting Recognition
• No Voice to Text
• No GPS

You know it’s bad enough that this product is missing so many key technologies, but the two ongoing issues that have plagued Apple for Decades continues. First this cutsey but old and tired naming convention on their product line and this product is really a naming disaster and people are really tired and over the “i” nomenclature in the product line. If Steve Job’s was really and truly an innovator, He’d be a bit smarter on naming his products.

Next, the real major issue with Apple and their products is the closed proprietary software environment. As a software developer, why would I want to write for such a closed environment to be used by 7% of the population when I can develop for an open environment for 93% of the population? It has always been Steve Jobs way or the Highway and that has been the overriding reason why they are such small potatoes and struggling.

Finally, looking at this picture of Steve Jobs, it’s rather evident he has a serious illness which he will not discuss as he knows that he is the Messiah for the Apple Zealots and to be honest, Steve Jobs IS Apple.

Update!

The Little iTrolls come to Steve iJobs defense and instead of intelligently discussing and giving the advantages to Apple the little two year old iTrolls go on personal attacks against ANYONE questioning their iMessiah, because they are so insecure in not only themselves, but in the bonehead decision that they made…

Case in point ~ Our little cocky “Wide Stance,” who hangs out on Huffington Post strutting his or her pathetic ego, issuing personal attacks against people who question Apple’s business practices. So twice the fishing line was cast towards the iTrolls, to see if they would take the bait, and dig a deeper hole… Well, Wide Stance did just as I knew they would, because they cannot resist spewing their pathetic attacks!

This was so hilarious and I’m not sure what was funnier, their Complete Predictability, or their Pathetic Arrogance, or that they were SO Gullible in what I was telling them. It’s truly amazing what damage someone’s ego can do to their own credibility!

Needless to say, they gave me exactly what I wanted, their brazen comments to provide to Huffington Post, showing clear violation to their comment policies. So Now Wide Stance is a marked iTroll and is being watched by HuffPo and risks being banned. Poor Baby… Need someone to stroke your ego for you? ROFLMAO!

Does this seem eerily weird? I mean really, but we all know that FAUX News Is the Laughing Stock of the majority of Americans, well except for those bare foot, corn cob pipe smoking Hill Folks!

Palin’s “Debut” on Fox was nothing but a joke… Bill O’ bringing up the attacks against Palin in the media and that motor mouth in short belligerent and meaningless responses left even the Moose in Alaska saying “Huh?” Speaking of your buddy Bill O’ and how you kissed his hairy ass at the beginning of the show, I’d just like to know that is was “This Guy” who you love and adore so much, Isn’t he a Keeper?

By the Way Ms. Palin, Here is what your new co-workers thought of you prior to coming to your holy grail of Right Wing Biased Media News. Well the good news is they were all given the same memo to treat you like a third grader and kiss your ass.  Faux News Contributor Liz Trotta states in this video that “Palin really has NO Credentials FOR ANY JOB!”

Oops! Sorry to have given you such bad news Ms. Palin, but, you’re a big girl right? You don’t quit when the going gets tough do you?

John McCain has started his quest to regain his Senate Seat for another term. He brags about the “Battles” he’s done to “Vanquish many a foe” and yet it’s rather doubtful that the people in Arizona truly know the REAL John McCain. The Gambler Addict, the Cheater, the Liar and how could we ever forget his infamous decision making skills. John McCain in his attempt to get the White House in 2008 at any cost selected the least qualified person in America to be his next in line. Yes Sarah Palin, the stupidest dipstick to ever enter American Politics. The only people with less intelligence are her pathetic groupies who cannot even cite a single thing or policy she stands for.

This is one of McCain’s latest Radio Ads currently on the airwaves in Arizona. Here is the other one.

SPEAKER: He’s lived through a battle or two, vanquished many a foe. But perhaps but no battle in our lifetime is more vital than the one John McCain fights now. A battle to save America, save our jobs. John McCain leads the charge to slash government spending, bloated bureaucracies, and ridiculously unaffordable ideas like government run health care.

MCCAIN: President Obama is leading an extreme left wing crusade to bankrupt America. I stand in his way every day. If I get a bruise or two knocking some sense into head in Washington, so be it. I’ll keep fighting for jobs and economic growth for Arizona as long as I’m in the Senate.

SPEAKER: John McCain is Arizona’s last line of defense. Character matters.

President Obama is on a crusade to “Bankrupt America!” Really Senator McCain? Aren’t you the same doofus who said “The Fundamentals of our economy is strong…” then a mere few weeks later you “Put your campaign on hold” to rush back to Washington to help with the financial crisis. You know Senator… the same Financial Crisis caused by YOU and your Republican buddies. Surely you cannot forget the last 8 years with your buddy Bush… And You cannot forget that YOU, Senator, was the very person who started the ball down the hill of financial disaster. Did you forget the Keating 5 Scandal Senator? Did you forget that it was YOU Senator McCain who pushed for banking deregulation? And Now You are Pointing Fingers at President Obama blaming HIM for the current mess this country is in when it was YOU Senator McCain who Created it!

Let’s talk about your “Battles” and to “Vanquish many Foes” shall we Senator McCain?

John McCain has stood in the way of many a family, loved one and groups from getting our MIA’s and POW’s back. Even though they have more enough proof that there were over a 100 POW’s that were still being held and sent to other country’s. These groups and families point out that John McCain himself is stopping them from getting our fellow countrymen home.

Why?

Fellow POW’s are sure the reason is he was a coward and a traitor as a POW in Vietnam and it would ruin his political career if this were ever to find its way to the main stream media. They have put together eye witness accounts that describe McCain’s traitorous actions during his time as a prisoner in Viet Nam by his fellow prisoners. Former Senators, Governors and political records flat out nail John McCain as a scared little man on the run from a history of lies and deceit.

From the first days of McCain’s captivity, he seriously violated the military Code of Conduct, which outlines the basic responsibilities and obligations of members of the Armed Forces of the United States who have been captured by the enemy.

According to documentation obtained by the U.S. Veteran Dispatch, not only did POW McCain promise to give the communists “military information” in exchange for special hospital care not ordinarily available to U.S. prisoners, but he also made numerous antiwar radio broadcasts.

Article V of the Code of Conduct is very specific in declaring that U.S. military personnel are required to avoid answering questions to the utmost of their ability and to make no oral or written statements disloyal to the United States and its allies or harmful to their cause. Any violation of this code is considered collaborating with the enemy.

Yes you sure fought those battles well didn’t you Traitor, I mean Senator and you clearly “Vanquished many foe…” Well you AIDED many foe Traitor McCain, and you want the people of Arizona to vote your lying, backstabbing ass back to Washington? Well Good Luck with that one Traitor Senator… Your Political career is over Grandpa!

Seems Grandpa Gumby McCain is a little bit concerned for his Senate Seat, so he has launched some new radio ads in his pathetic attempt to keep his seat. In one of the ads it goes like this…

SPEAKER: We know what he endured, turned down a chance to go home early. It was against the prisoner’s code. John McCain has spent his life representing Arizona, fighting for the little guy, standing up to titans, afraid of no man, saying yes to jobs and small business, no to big government. John McCain is leading the fight against President Obama every day, standing tall and outspoken, helping Arizona families.

MCCAIN: My lot in life has been to wage war against wrong, like today’s massive spending at the worst possible time. Send me back to the Senate. We will win that fight for Arizona.

SPEAKER: John McCain is Arizona’s last line of defense. Character matters.

Isn’t that rich! Well let us explore John McCain Shall We?

John McCain was the Cornerstone and the Start of the Current Financial crisis. “Wage war against Wrong?” Well, why don’t you wage war against yourself Senator because YOU are what’s WRONG and YOU Senator were distinctly responsible for starting the Financial Crisis ball rolling down the hill. Senator McCain, Do you remember Charles Keating? Well, YOU were one of his 5 stooges who screwed the American people. Here let me remind you Senator…

Senator McCain should he have been expelled from the Senate? Exclusive evidence reveals the Keating Five story you’ve never heard.

One day in early March 1986, John McCain, an Arizona congressman, sat down to write a letter. McCain had heard that a long-time friend and donor, Charles Keating, was upset for being listed as a member of McCain’s campaign finance committee when a more prominent position would seem more appropriate. So McCain apologized. Needlessly it turned out, for “Charlie,” as he signed his letter, would reply a few days later: “John, don’t be silly. You can call me anything…I’m yours until death do us part.”

Three years later, McCain and four other senators would be called to the carpet for this loyalty, which was accompanied by a total of $1.3 million in contributions from Keating. Senators Alan Cranston, Dennis DeConcini, John Glenn, John McCain, and Donald Riegle were being investigated by the Senate Ethics Committee for helping Keating’s company, Lincoln Savings and Loan, resist regulators. That lack of regulation precipitated Lincoln’s collapse that year–part of the larger savings-and-loan collapse–at a cost of about $3 billion to the federal government.

This episode has been invoked in the current campaign first as a parable against Reagan-era financial deregulation, which McCain supported and which was a significant factor in the collapse of savings and loans institutions; and second, as a reminder that McCain himself was rebuked by the Senate Ethics Committee for “poor judgment” after a 14-month investigation.

Yet the Ethics Committee’s was not the only investigation into the scandal. There were two other probes at the time that got barely any public attention–both of which largely focused on McCain himself. These were probes into illicit leaks about the proceedings of the Ethics Committee–leaks that repeatedly benefited McCain and hurt his Keating Five colleagues. One of those senators described the leaks at the time as a “violation of ethical behavior at least as serious as anything of which we senators have been accused.”

The leaks, if they were coming from a senator, were also illegal. All five senators–including McCain–had testified under oath and under the U.S. penal code that the leaks did not come from their camps. The leaks were also prohibited by rules of the Senate Ethics Committee; according to the rules of the Senate, anyone caught leaking such information could face expulsion from the body. These, then, were not the usual Washington disclosures: Discovered, they could have stopped the career of any Washington politician in his tracks.

The two investigations into the leaks suggested McCain’s involvement but were officially inconclusive. New evidence, obtained in recent weeks (November 1, 2008), again points back to the McCain camp. The investigator of those leaks now says that he does not doubt that they came from McCain or his team. A reporter who possessed evidence in the Keating case now says he believes that  McCain was the source and got away with it. Finally, a senator who has emerged as a key backer of McCain’s presidential campaign turns out to have authored a letter stating flatly that McCain was the source of the damning leaks.  Put together, a large record of evidence now points in the direction of Senator McCain. Far from McCain’s reputation of putting “country first,” these leaks depict a formidable politician willing to go through great lengths to maintain his standing. More than McCain’s relationship with Keating, it is the story of the Keating investigation leaks that voters should know.

“Character Matters?” Sure it does Senator, but it appears YOU have NO Character and guess what Senator?  Seems your wife is just as corrupt as you Senator McCain. Seems her fingers were just as deep in the Keating pie as yours. Let’s digress shall we Senator?

Keating Connection: The Sequel Cindy McCain Makes a Deal

PHOENIX—Sen. John McCain’s wife and father-in-law continued a lucrative business partnership with disgraced financier Charles H. Keating Jr. for 11 years after the GOP presidential nominee said he ended his close friendship with Keating in March 1987.

Cindy McCain’s business partnership with Keating in a real-estate development between 1986 and 1998 netted her a tidy profit, in addition to years of significant tax benefits. Her father, who died in 2000, earned similar returns.

McCain’s campaign and his Senate office did not respond to repeated phone calls and emails concerning Cindy McCain’s investment with Keating. McCain and his wife file separate tax returns and signed a pre-nuptial agreement before their marriage in May 1980. Cindy McCain owns one of the nation’s largest beer distributorships, Hensley & Company.

On Monday, McCain’s attorney, John Dowd, said in a conference call with reporters that McCain was not aware of his wife’s and father-in-law’s investment with Keating at the time it was made. “John was unconnected to that and unaware of it at the time and did not participate in it,” Dowd said.

However, during the Keating Five Senate Ethics Committee hearings in 1990-91, McCain testified that he was aware of the family investment with Keating in early 1986.

Under questioning from Dowd, McCain said he learned of the investment from a Hensley & Co. executive.

“I was told …they were going to invest in a shopping center and that the investment –- the project — was being put together by a subsidiary of American Continental,” McCain told the ethics committee. “He [the executive] later told me that had happened. And I had no interest in it and just noted in passing that this investment took place.”

The GOP presidential candidate writes in one memoir that a turbulent 30-minute verbal altercation in his Senate office on March 24, 1987, ended his six-year friendship with Keating. The argument began after McCain heard from another senator that Keating had called him “a wimp.”

“We never met again,” McCain wrote in his 2002 memoir, “Worth the Fighting For.” “I never had another conversation with him.”

The rupture in their personal relationship, however, didn’t stop McCain from attending two meetings the next month with federal banking regulators at Keating’s insistence. McCain’s attendance at the April meetings nearly halted his political career. The Senate Ethics Committee, which investigated McCain’s actions on behalf of Keating, who was seeking regulatory relief for his savings and loan business, found that McCain used “poor judgment” in his dealings with Keating.

Nor did the end of McCain’s relationship with Keating affect his immediate family’s business relationship with the financier. Cindy McCain and her father, James Hensley, remained investors in the Keating real-estate partnership that included a north Phoenix shopping center. The center sold in July 1998 for $15.4 million.

Oh Johnny! You and Your Lying, Bleached Blondie Wife STILL Holding Hands with Your Keating Buddy? So you are Sort of the Lemon calling the Lime, Tart? Well We always Knew You Republicans are nothing but Lemons!

Their business relationship with Keating began April 15, 1986, when the two bought an 8 percent stake in Fountain Square Associates Ltd. Partnership. Cindy McCain and her father made the $359,100 investment through Western Leasing Co., a partnership they jointly owned.

Fountain Square Associates was structured as a tax shelter for wealthy investors. Its only asset was the Phoenix shopping center, which was built by another Keating-controlled company. The shelter allowed investors to use real-estate depreciation as a tax deduction, a provision later banned by Congress.

The Fountain Square Associates’ prospectus promised investors a 37 percent annual return on their investment. Cindy McCain and Hensley were among 54 investors in the partnership, most of whom were Keating employees and associates. Western Leasing purchased six shares in the partnership, Keating bought two and most of the remaining investors one share or less. Each share sold for $59,850.

Fountain Square Associates’ general partner, which oversaw daily operations, was American Continental Resources Corp., a subsidiary of Keating’s Phoenix-based American Continental Corp. American Continental also owned Lincoln Savings & Loan, the thrift that Keating asked McCain and the four other senators to protect from regulators.

In 1989, American Continental filed for bankruptcy, leaving more than 23,000 investors holding worthless bonds. Many bondholders were elderly and thought their investments were insured because Keating had sold them at federally insured Lincoln Savings branches.

Keating was convicted on 73 counts of bankruptcy and wire fraud in 1993, and sentenced to 12 years in federal prison. Four years later, his conviction was overturned on a technicality. In 1999, Keating pleaded guilty to four counts of fraud and was sentenced to time served.

Despite the bankruptcy, American Continental Resources managed to keep control of the shopping center owned by Fountain Square Associates,  which allowed Cindy McCain and Hensley to take advantage of its tax breaks. After the shopping center sold, McCain’s 1998 Senate financial disclosure statement reported under “unearned income” that his wife made between $100,001 and $1 million on the sale of the property.

Gosh! Blondie Walked with a Cool Million while Other Investors were Stiffed! You are the Model of Corruption Cindy Baby!

In previous years, McCain’s financial statements had valued the Fountain Square partnership at less than $1,000, generating income of less than $200.

In 1998, Cindy McCain held millions of dollars worth of assets in stocks, municipal bonds and other securities, including a partnership share worth at least $1 million in the Arizona Diamondbacks. She also had investments in two other real estate projects, each worth at least $1 million, including a master planned community in Yuma, Ariz., and 160 acres of undeveloped property in Mesa, Ariz.

The same year, Cindy McCain also owed more than $1 million to a Phoenix bank, and had more than $200,000 in loans from the family’s beer distributorship.

Sen. McCain’s only income in 1998, besides his Senate salary, was his $49,688 Navy pension. He also listed three bank accounts totaling less than $31,000. He reported no liabilities.

The Fountain Square sale generated the second largest amount of income from Cindy McCain’s array of investments in 1998, according to Sen. McCain’s financial disclosure statement. Only dividends from Cindy McCain’s investment in Hensley & Company stock, which exceeded $1 million, generated more income.

Cindy McCain’s and Hensley’s 1986 investment in Fountain Square earned the father and daughter team a nice return. Its greater value to the family, however, may have had more to do with politics than money.  Their investment was made the same year that McCain was running for the Senate seat held by the retiring Barry M. Goldwater. Keating and his employees contributed more than $50,000 to McCain’s campaign, bringing their total contributions to McCain since 1982 to at least $112,000.

Yeah John McCain, You certainly have lots of “Character” but to my mind you are nothing more than a lying, washed up, corrupt politician and it’s time to shake the dust off of your golf clubs as YOU will NOT be returning to Washington.

To the Voters of Arizona! How can you live with yourself and sleep at night if you vote for this lying piece of trash and his lying corrupt wife? Wake Up Arizona!

You and your Pathetic, Racist, Backwoods, Hillbilly Followers are a disgrace to this nation and I would be willing to bet that you will NEVER say a word and condemn this appalling, disgusting, and racist photo. You and your worthless followers are as dumb as a collection of rocks in roadside gravel pit. Even in a recent interview of your racist groupies during your book tour, every moron interviewed could not even cite a single policy or thing you stand for.

You and your asinine comments and your bigoted and racist followers have single handily reversed the dream of Dr. Martin Luther King and the goal to have EVERY Man and Woman in this country be treated equally.

Just Keep being Spineless and not take a serious stand against pathetic, racist statements by your groupies and watch how your aspiring political career gets flushed down the toilet faster than ever before.

Dear Shit for Brains John McCain…

Thanks for unleashing this Worthless and Spineless Ditz Witch on America reversing over 50 years of progress against racism in this country! Your pathetic and asinine ploy to win the White House at any cost did not work, did it Grandpa? Well if your “Not Smarter than a 5th Grader,” Spineless Running Mate decides to throw her Stupid Hat into the ring for 2012, the SMART People of this country will send a VERY clear message to your Hillbilly Moosiah and the pathetic political party you both represent!

Wake Up America! Time to Burn that Ditz Witch Bitch from Alaska and send her home permanently!

UPDATE:
I was contacted by the photographer who took the original picture, Ted Szukalski from Australia, and as we discussed, altering photographer’s photos, artist’s paintings or drawings, and cartoonist’s drawings without prior written consent is a copyright violation and punishable under copyright laws. Ted’s site shows the original photograph,

Carnivore Palin without Support Hose

Yes Ms. Palin… We can really see the impact of your Carnivore beliefs. For the record, there is nothing wrong with eating red meat, but like anything, it should be done in moderation.

Taken from a Story Reply in the LA Times December 27th 2009. See the Complete Story Here.

So it’s not really a surprise that her book, “Going Rogue,”  extols the virtues of eating meat.

“If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore,” she wrote. “If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?”

But the former Republican vice presidential candidate did not stop there.

“I love meat,” she writes. “I eat pork chops, thick bacon burgers, and the seared fatty edges of a medium-well-done steak. But I especially love moose and caribou. I always remind people from outside our state that there’s plenty of room for all Alaska’s animals — right next to the mashed potatoes.”

So Ms. Palin… Are you certain being a voracious Carnivore is really the best decision in your life? Maybe you should rethink this position along with rethinking your involvement with politics

I’ve not seen a bigger collection of hapless dumbbells than the closing doors  auction of a Gold’s Gym. Have you people been taking lessons from Rip Van Winkle and been asleep for the past 8 years? All of you morons feel that it is President Obama who has been in office for less than a year who has created all the problems facing America. Not only do you want to vote the same party back into office who put this country on the verge of complete collapse, but, you want to vote in a Brainless Ditz who quits at everything from vacations to being a Governor.

Finally you brainless hillbillies cannot even put together even a meaningful sentence much less cite one legitimate concrete thing your Ditz Moosiah stands for!

Thank You Sarah Palin for showing us who your true supporters are in this country!

In yet another take off from the Wasilla Hillbilly’s Ghost Written book, we have the official first Spoof of Palin’ s Pathetic Piece of Pointing Fingers of Blame.  And, does it surprise anyone about the drama queen and her latest theatrics about bailing out of her vacation to Hawaii because her “Incognito” disguise did nothing but draw attention to her? Are You Kidding Me? Wearing a McCain for President Visor with the words “Sharpied Out!”

You are dumber than a Sack of Hammers Sarah Palin and like a little 2 year old in the mall crying for attention… You are a smudge of excrement floating on a tissue paper in an Alaskan landfill Sarah Palin. As much as I want you to go away, I love your pathetic foibles as you continue to open your mouth and step into it.

Oh Sarah Baby… You’ll never learn will YOU? Do you honestly believe that you could lie all the way through that pathetic book and not be called on it? You have to be the stupidest woman on the planet!

Stupid is... Stupid Does

You know the great thing here is Liar, Liar Panties on Fire… This will not be a case of “You Said… They Said!”  It will be a case of “You shooting Your Stupid Mouth off in your Book, to be called on by documented proof by some reasonably smart folks. Maybe you should go back to school  and learn some fundamentals of effective communication?

Dear Sarah, I would not count on that royalty money since it appears your book is a book of lies!  That royalty money will need to pay your lawyer for all the liable suits filed against YOU!

Those Igloos are looking better every day aren’t they Sarah Baby?

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